Well you see there was this very cool and hairy guy named MT and he was having troubles with his computer. The main problem was that he could not play Call of Duty 2. This game was supposedly the best game that nForce(his sweet clan) has ever played together in(except for the first one where they were 1st cuz they are leetsorrs..). Well anyways, he was trotting down the street one day and came up with an idea. "Why don't i save up and buy the game and XP myself?", he said. Then he thought to himself, "Thats not possible. No job. No wife to 'borrow' money from(I know you do that GREEK), and not enough allowance to buy it for about a year." He was in some deeeep trouble. So one day, his mom tells him that she could just easily get XP from the school at which she works at. MT was stoked(haha KrS made fun of me after playing in the first match i EVER played)!! Now all he needed was a way to get money for the game. So one day, MT and his family were at Futureshop looking at stereos for MT's sister. MT found the game. He ran to his dad and BEGGED him to buy him the game. His dad was like, "But son, don't we need that dumb program?" "Yeah but we can buy it now, and once the stupid program is installed, then I can finally play the game I've wanted to play FOREVER!", MT replied. "Not today son. Once we get that ugly, gay, stupid, awesome program, I'll drive you right down to Futureshop and we will buy the game right there and then. It doesn't matter what the price is." AHA MT had finally found what he needed. He did not need money anymore. He was ecstatic! The only problem now was how long it would take for his mom to get the program that was stupid and fat(like Sparks). Then MT was like, "NOOO WAYYYYY(like winters)" because his mom kept on forgetting every single day for about 2 weeks. Then he said, "Git 'R' Done!" and she finally did. Now all MT needs is to get his dad to take him to futureshop and buy that wicked awesome leetsorrs game.

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