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KrSOnE


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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.


"You started it."


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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

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lol

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Date: Apr 6 11:37 PM, 2006
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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# When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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lol

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